DAY 7 SCENE

“TOM NOOK IS A VIRUS! HE’S CHEATING! HE NEEDS TO GO! HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE ONE KILLING PEOPLE WE DON’T KNOW! OH AND HAGRID IS QUIET, HE MAY BE MUTED PERMANENTLY”

A flood of messages appeared on the patch notes for the beta. The Devs were very confused. They weren't sure where the messages were coming from.

But they had come to expect this. Superior Squash Siblings wasn’t working properly, and all the bugs were not working. The owner of Nantinda held a board meeting.

“We need something new! This isn’t working. I know you’ve hand picked all these characters, but something is wrong with them. Those left seem fine, so they can be in the final game. But get me new characters! The game goes public on Tuesday! I expect it ready by then. We have tens of fans waiting for this. GET. IT. DONE.

THE INNOCENTS WIN ROUND 1! HOWEVER, ROUND TWO WILL BE HELD SHORTLY! WHAT WILL IT ENTAIL? FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS COMING SHORTLY!