FINAL CHEER OFF!!

YOSEF, SWOOP, JUDGE AND BUSTER
THEY MAYBE HAVE BEEN MURDERERS
BUT THEY’RE A BIT LACKLUSTER

FLASH THE SNOOP
HERE TO TAKE A POOP
THEY SHIT ON THE MURDERERS
AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO

I DIDNT KNOW THIS GAME WAS WON
BY ALWAYS BEING THE LOUDEST ONE
TRY TO MAYBE COOL IT DOWN
BEFORE RUFUS BANISHES YOU OUT OF TOWN

FLASH DOES LIKE TO ARGUE - ALL FOR FUN
AND FOR THIS - THE GAME HAS BEEN WON
MORAL OF THE STORY?
FLASH
IS
NUMBER
ONE

HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY Y'ALL
MY ACCENT MIGHT BE INCONSISTENT,
BUT YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING ARE PAINFULLY DISTANT

PISTOL PETE GET OUTTA HERE
YOU HAVE NO SPIRIT
NO USEFUL NIGHT INFO
AND NO CHEER

FLASH HERE HAS QUITE THE EGO
SEEMS TO THINK THEY LET US ALL KNOW
WHO THE MURDERERS WERE AND WHAT THEY DO
BUT LETS NOT FORGET WHO GAVE THE FIRST CLUE
IF IT WERENT FOR ME AND MY INVESTIGATIVE PROWESS
NONE OF YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE ANY PROGRESS

CY CY OH WHAT A LIE
I HAD THE MOVE TO REMOVE THE DISGUISE

YOU ONLY GOT SOME OF THE OTHERS TALKING
NOW TAKE THE BOOT - YOU STILL SUCK - AND GET TO WALKIN

PISTOL PETE PISTOL PETE
HE STAYED SILENT MOST NIGHTS
BUT IS HERE TO PICK A FIGHT
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED INFORMATION
I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU JUST LEFT THIS NATION

Cy wrote:PISTOL PETE PISTOL PETE
HE STAYED SILENT MOST NIGHTS
BUT IS HERE TO PICK A FIGHT
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED INFORMATION
I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU JUST LEFT THIS NATION

I AGREE WITH CY
PETE - YOU AREN'T OUR GUY
YOUR MOVE WAS PRETTY USELESS
SO NOW WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE RUTHLESS

I'M TIRED OF COMING UP WITH CHEERS
THOUGH I'M STILL GOING TO DEFEAT MY PEERS
I'M TAKING THE MASCOT GAME TO NEW FRONTIERS
(also lay off, I gave info whenever someone asked me)

FLASH MAY HAVE HAD THE MOVE TO BE HELPFUL
BUT WHEN ASKED FOR EVIDENCE THEY APPEARED TO STRUGGLE
EVEN THOUGH THEY “KNEW” WHO WAS WHO
THEY WOULDN’T OFFER UP A SINGLE CLUE

FLASH IS STUBBORN
FLASH IS GREAT

YALL MUST TRUST FLASH - AS FLASH DETERMINED OUR FATE

CYCLONE’S HERE TO SPREAD GOOD CHEER
THE INNOCENTS WON SO LETS DRINK SOME BEER

NO NOT BEER
THATS NOT WORTH A CHEER

WHERE IT'S AT IS VODKA
IT ALIGNS THE CHAKRAS

HEY HEY HO HO - TO WATER STREET TAVERN IS WHERE WE GO {a lovely kent reference}

I UNDERSTAND IF BEER’S NOT WHAT YOU NEED
HOW ABOUT WE TRY SOME WEED
ITS BECOMING LEGAL ALL ABOUT
AND MAYBE ITLL HELP FLASH CHILL THE FUCK OUT

fun fact: flash is allergic
L O L YOU MUST HAVE JOKES
TRYING TO KILL ME- AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN ONE OF THE MURDERER FOLK

HOW UNFAIR AND HOW RUDE
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CHEERING ABOUT FOOTBALL DUDE

FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL, SOCCER TOO
THERE IS SO MUCH A MASCOT MUCH DO!
NO ONE SPORT MUST GETT ALL OUR ATTENTION
I MUST SUPPORT THE WHOLE CYCLONE NATION!

NO
JUST FOOTBALL - YOUR NATION SUCKS
TBH WE LIVE IN OHIO SO GO BUCK

I AM THE SYMBOL OF OUR NATION
THEY'LL CLEARLY FALL FOR THIS TEMPTATION
I AM THE MASCOT TO WIN IT ALL
I'LL MAKE SURE THE BROWNS STAND TALL

DAMN IT GUS
I THOUGHT I WON

PLS JUST SHUT UP
SO I CAN STOP HARASSING EVERYONE

HOLY COW
I MISSED A LOT
I BET YOU'LL BE MAD
IF I MAKE YOU ALL FLOP

NEVER GIVE UP!
NEVER SURRENDER!
YOU THINK I WILL HAND IT OVER?
NO WAY!
NO WAY!
CHEERS MY GAME
I WON'T WALK AWAY IN SHAME

THIS WAS GREAT THIS WAS FUN

NOW FOR THE LOVE OF SQUAA SHUT UP EVERYONE

FLASH IS LOUD OBNOXIOUS AND ALOOF
HE BELIEVES INVESTIGATORS WITHOUT SOLID PROOF.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID THAT'S WHAT I MEANT
TAKE IT AS AN ATTACLIMENT!

ON NIGHT TWO THIS CAT GOT LUCKY
TOO BAD CAYENNE'S BLOCK KILLED BUCKY!